Chuck Norris Facts
A few Chuck Norris Facts 
- God wanted to create the world in 8 days. Chuck Norris gave him 7.
- Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, now they’re just the Islands.
- Chuck Norris is so strong that he has no chin under his beard, only another fist
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win… Forever.
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
- Chuck Norris played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully-loaded gun… and won.
- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time is it.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits
- The dinosaurs messed with Chuck Norris once. ONCE.
- Chuck Norris is the real reason why Bin Laden is in hiding.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris beats the Sun in a staring contest.
- Einstein’s original Theory of Relativity was: if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
- Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
- Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.